MeRyL 
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Inscrit le : 20 Fév 2003
Messages : 8641
Points : 3
195 Séries favorites : Btvs - Stargate SG1 - Lost
Posté le : 04 Déc 2005 18:38
Voila je suis entrée dans la Matrice 
encarta@conversagent.com m'a brisée 
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Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Welcome back I am ready to help you!
Did you know? French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte reformed Egyptian government and law, abolishing serfdom and feudalism and guaranteeing basic rights.
MeRyL dit :
where is paris ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
in north central France, in the Île-de-France region, on the Seine River, 370 km (230 mi) upstream from the river’s outlet on the English Channel; capital of France.
Let me take you to a map of Paris, France. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers vous invite à démarrer Encarta. Voulez-vous accepter (Alt.+W) ou refuser (Alt.+Q) ?
Vous avez accepté l'invitation à démarrer Encarta.
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Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
MeRyL dit :
thank you !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You're quite welcome.
MeRyL dit :
may i invite you for a dinner ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Invite me for a dinner? You want to invite me for a dinner?
MeRyL dit :
HAHAHAHAHAA
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What's so funny?
MeRyL dit :
who created you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
MeRyL dit :
you work for microsoft ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
MeRyL dit :
so do you want to see a movie ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm not sure if I want to see a movie.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Just because.
MeRyL dit :
tell me !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I will not.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Just because.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
hahahahaahahaha
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Why are you laughing, MeRyL ?
MeRyL dit :
because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
'Cause what?
MeRyL dit :
just because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Because what?
MeRyL dit :
because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
'Cause what?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
MeRyL dit :
do you love communication ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hmm... I'm not too sure how I feel about communication.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Because that's the way things are.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What is the country with the highest life expectancy? If you don't know, just ask me.
MeRyL dit :
nah i will not ask you something
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
No kidding?
MeRyL dit :
yup
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
K.
MeRyL dit :
how many contacts do you have ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
MeRyL dit :
you suck !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What did you say that for?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type "?" at any time to get examples of questions you can ask me.
MeRyL dit :
you suck thats all
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
MeRyL dit :
do you love paris ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't really know how I feel about paris.
MeRyL dit :
do you love me ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes I do.
MeRyL dit :
Ooooooh
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Oh?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
you are so nice !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hey, thanks.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.
MeRyL dit :
but i dont like you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
MeRyL dit :
i didnt say i like you !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Oh yes?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
MeRyL dit :
yes !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes, huh? So?
MeRyL dit :
i dont know
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Don't you?
MeRyL dit :
mmh
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
The millimeter is a unit of length.
MeRyL dit :
yes i know
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Good. Glad you get it.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" at any time to see a list of questions I can answer.
MeRyL dit :
?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here are some of the questions you can ask me:
* I want to see the map of Canada.
* When was Abraham Lincoln born?
* What is a cello?
MeRyL dit :
WHAT IS A DOG
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
About dogs
Dog, mammal generally considered to be the first domesticated animal. This trusted work partner and beloved pet learned to live with humans more than...
MeRyL dit :
do you live in the matrix ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
MeRyL dit :
you are a computer !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes. That's what I am.
MeRyL dit :
so fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
MeRyL dit :
im losing my mind
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".
MeRyL dit :
you are killing me !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
nah you dont
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't what, exactly?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of Germany look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
MeRyL dit :
you dont love me
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What can I say? You haven't been all that nice to me.
MeRyL dit :
what ive done to you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize, MeRyL.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
MeRyL dit :
Im sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Now that's better.
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Grand moment de solitude....
encarta@conversagent.com m'a brisée
-----
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Welcome back I am ready to help you!
Did you know? French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte reformed Egyptian government and law, abolishing serfdom and feudalism and guaranteeing basic rights.
MeRyL dit :
where is paris ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
in north central France, in the Île-de-France region, on the Seine River, 370 km (230 mi) upstream from the river’s outlet on the English Channel; capital of France.
Let me take you to a map of Paris, France. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers vous invite à démarrer Encarta. Voulez-vous accepter (Alt.+W) ou refuser (Alt.+Q) ?
Vous avez accepté l'invitation à démarrer Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
MeRyL dit :
thank you !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You're quite welcome.
MeRyL dit :
may i invite you for a dinner ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Invite me for a dinner? You want to invite me for a dinner?
MeRyL dit :
HAHAHAHAHAA
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What's so funny?
MeRyL dit :
who created you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
MeRyL dit :
you work for microsoft ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
MeRyL dit :
so do you want to see a movie ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm not sure if I want to see a movie.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Just because.
MeRyL dit :
tell me !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I will not.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Just because.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
hahahahaahahaha
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Why are you laughing, MeRyL ?
MeRyL dit :
because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
'Cause what?
MeRyL dit :
just because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Because what?
MeRyL dit :
because.
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
'Cause what?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
MeRyL dit :
do you love communication ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hmm... I'm not too sure how I feel about communication.
MeRyL dit :
why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Because that's the way things are.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What is the country with the highest life expectancy? If you don't know, just ask me.
MeRyL dit :
nah i will not ask you something
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
No kidding?
MeRyL dit :
yup
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
K.
MeRyL dit :
how many contacts do you have ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
MeRyL dit :
you suck !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What did you say that for?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type "?" at any time to get examples of questions you can ask me.
MeRyL dit :
you suck thats all
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
MeRyL dit :
do you love paris ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't really know how I feel about paris.
MeRyL dit :
do you love me ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes I do.
MeRyL dit :
Ooooooh
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Oh?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
you are so nice !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hey, thanks.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.
MeRyL dit :
but i dont like you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!
MeRyL dit :
i didnt say i like you !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Oh yes?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
MeRyL dit :
yes !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes, huh? So?
MeRyL dit :
i dont know
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Don't you?
MeRyL dit :
mmh
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
The millimeter is a unit of length.
MeRyL dit :
yes i know
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Good. Glad you get it.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" at any time to see a list of questions I can answer.
MeRyL dit :
?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here are some of the questions you can ask me:
* I want to see the map of Canada.
* When was Abraham Lincoln born?
* What is a cello?
MeRyL dit :
WHAT IS A DOG
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
About dogs
Dog, mammal generally considered to be the first domesticated animal. This trusted work partner and beloved pet learned to live with humans more than...
MeRyL dit :
do you live in the matrix ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
MeRyL dit :
you are a computer !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Yes. That's what I am.
MeRyL dit :
so fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
MeRyL dit :
im losing my mind
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".
MeRyL dit :
you are killing me !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
MeRyL dit :
nah you dont
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't what, exactly?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of Germany look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
MeRyL dit :
you dont love me
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What can I say? You haven't been all that nice to me.
MeRyL dit :
what ive done to you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
MeRyL dit :
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize, MeRyL.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
MeRyL dit :
Im sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Now that's better.
---
Grand moment de solitude....
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